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ukexiles

A breakaway forum formed by banned members of the ebay Round Table forum in the UK.
Consists mainly of bored, middle -aged housewifes and Billy no-mates. The rules of the forum change on a daily basis, depending on the whims of the Moderators. If you are looking for a nice, friendly place to debate current topics and exchange views, this is not your cup of tea. More in-fighting and back-stabbing than The Last Supper!
ukexiles take chat forums to a new level... unfortunately, in a downward direction.
by uk_Richard January 31, 2010
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Uken Version

When a twat is tripping on spice
'This is a Uken Version' said the twat
by Petersome Queef March 30, 2021
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Uken

1. A necessary declaration in the game of X-sides Uken Tetherball when jumping from one quarter of the court to another, and after making any statement during the game.

2. An abbreviation for "You can."
Dylan: Let's play tetherball.
Stuart: OK, X-sides uken, uken.
Dylan: OK, uken make the sides, uken.
Stuart: Tether!
Dylan: You didn't say uken, uken!
by llstuartj August 2, 2008
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ukered

If you do that, you are ukered- basically, a polite word for f8cked...firsr heard in the West of England, much used in the woodworking dept of City of Bristol College by the tutors..''your'e ukered'' means ''your'e in trouble with that job now, e.g, if timber is cut too short, or some other serious error made, or of a power cut descends, while you have a lot of machining to do....your'e ukered. It also means ''screwed'', as in, things not going well, a spanner in the works.
Ukered has never been heard elsewhere, and seems to be used mainly in the Bristol area, U.K.
''Did you not double check your measurements? you've cut this too short, it's ukered... '' ''You broke the bandsaw...we are all ukered til it gets fixed'' ''you'll be ukered if the timber delivery doesn't arrive today, as the work needs to be marked by the end of the week''
by Green oak December 31, 2011
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ukemi

The Art of Falling. Used in martial arts to avoid bodily harm, whether dodging a blow or falling gracefully to avoid breakinf or hurting something.
David and Said were practicing aikido when david threw said HARD and yelled: Take ukemi! You don't want break a hip!
by dave brun June 12, 2006
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uked

Goddamn I'm way tooo uked
by Nblaze December 7, 2016
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Ukenalol

Man I need a Ukenalol right now, just someone with a huge ass dumpy that can crush me!
by BoredHog October 27, 2020
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