Trombone 

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.

Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.

Trombone by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

Trombone 

A low brass instrument. Uses a slide to change pitch. The best instrument in a orchestra.

The trombone is awesome!

Trombone by JadenTheApexGod April 8, 2021

Trombone 

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.

"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"

Trombone by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022

trombone 

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.

trombone man: i play the trombone.

every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.

trombone by afr1dge March 9, 2023

Trombone 

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.

Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

Trombone by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025

trombone titties 

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014

trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

trombone orchestra by curswine April 22, 2009