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transpuntation 

The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.

Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.

Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'

Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
transpuntation by minase8888 December 14, 2010

digital transformation 

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer

bitch transformation 

when someone who used to be undervalued and/or bullied suddenly transforms into a whole new bitch. This person turns arrogant, argumentative, disrespectful, and selfish, and their friends can't handle their new personality because that's not who they were three days ago.
Mae: Mella is going through a bitch transformation! She started keeping her resting bitch face, puts on her earbuds to ignore her friends, and is utterly rude!

Tiona: Tell me something I don't know. Mella was walking with her head up and rolling her eyes everytime she laid her eyes on someone.
Mae: She's in a whole new world of hers that nobody wants to be in.

cerebral fecal transformation 

You believe that? You must have cerebral fecal transformation.

Life Transformation Group 

I need to meet with my Life Transformation Group today.

In conversation:
1: I'm not feeling very well today. I've recklessly sinned.
2: Do you want to come to my LTG? We can learn from our lives and become better people.
Life Transformation Group by dickc January 30, 2008

mushroom transformation 

A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.