Torkington 

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

Torkington by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Muff Tanking 

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

Muff Tanking by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Micheal Tonkin 

The sexiest guy in the world. He may drive a Malibu, but he can drive you crazy. He's got twins and loves to get into roast battles.

Damn man! Your just as cool as Micheal Tonkin

Micheal Tonkin by freebobbyshmurda November 9, 2017

Dim Toning 

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition

"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."

Dim Toning by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Toaking 

To smoke some realy good BUD!!

Hey, i just got back from my mother-in-laws. I was Toaking the whole way there, so i didn't have to listen to that old wrench.

Toaking by RichieRichie0916 January 3, 2009

fish tanking 

(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.

John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.

fish tanking by Popisdead February 7, 2005

tanking 

comes from mmorpgs, where you would have a healer in your party and a person with high defense. (i.e. meat sack-o-shield warriors). the warrior rush an opponent and the monk would do their best to keep the warrior alive with healing and stat bonuses. then, the other members could
a)fight and hit hard
b)run away like scared little girls

so, in essence, it is a big distraction to open opportunites for attack or to run away, like a sacrifice but to keepp it alive.

Chaos Deity had the best plan to win by tanking the enemy patrol and having his team run away.

tanking by Chaos Deity October 6, 2005