Tiny Dick Syndrome 

Tiny Dick Syndrome, more commonly know as TDS, is a disease afflicting thousands of male adolescents and adults each year. Though the main symptom of this horrible disease is an abnormally small penis, it can also be characterized through excessive pussiness, such as an extreme amount of whining or lacking any masculine characteristics. If you witness one or more of these other symptoms, it is very likely that you may have contracted TDS: lack of will to go out on Friday and Saturday nights, going to bed early when your friends are engaging in fun activities, drinking less than 4 alcoholic drinks on a Friday night, or playing the flute for your university's band.

Jeremy: Ben, I'm afraid our patient, Trevor, has one of the worst cases of Tiny Dick Syndrome I've ever seen.
Ben: Get him 6 shots of Vlad, stat!

Tiny Dick Syndrome by JeremyDaShiell March 8, 2011

tiny pecker syndrome 

The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.

After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.

The canadians still live with TP'S (tiny pecker syndrome)

tiny pecker syndrome by Orobos666 July 7, 2016

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

Tiny Dick Syndrome, abbreviated to TDS, is a genital disorder affecting males with tiny penises, males suffering from TDS inflict some of the most vile and depraved torture to their genitals in order to cope with having such a small penis.

Did you see that video of the guy putting needles into his dick, he's totally got Tiny Dick Syndrome!

Tiny Dick Syndrome by Capitan Sick Fuck May 29, 2021

tiny ass string bean 

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.

That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.

tiny ass string bean by buttkissin2k14 January 4, 2015

tiny dick slave 

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

tiny dick slave by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

Tiny Bitch Straw 

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?

Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY

Tiny Bitch Straw by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

Tiny Dick Syndrome by Failurebitch June 25, 2025