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smoking the white owl 

A slightly outdated term for being intubated in the medical profession. Endotracheal tubes used to be made of white opaque plastic like a white owl cigar tube.
That last case from yesterday is still smoking the white owl in the SICU.

smokes the white owl 

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.
Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.
smokes the white owl by Ginger March 1, 2005

The Horny Owl 

One you're fucking someone you don't know.
<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>
The Horny Owl by The Dirty Mendez August 19, 2008

Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.

The Copper Cocked Owl

A monster in Hungarian folklore, described as an owl with a penis made of copper. According to the legends, one who closes all doors, cans, windows, and every object that can be closed in a house, will get kidnapped by it. Also, it is used to scare smaal children.
If you don't behave, the Copper Cocked Owl will kidnap you!

the owls crotch 

1. Something that is rare or never before seen.

2. Arguably better then the bees knees
Dude! That car is the owls crotch!

Her sex was the owls crotch