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To Take a Leek 

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)
"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

To Take a Leek 

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (which means 'to urinate')
"Sorry guys, I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

take a flying leap 

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off
my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down 

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.
Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

take a flying leap of a galloping goose 

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"