milking table 

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

milking table by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Get on the crafting table 

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

Get on the crafting table by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

Tablespoon Titties by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

salt tablet 

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

salt tablet by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

Tabletoparoosky 

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

Tabletoparoosky by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

Big D & the kids table 

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

Big D & the kids table by Alex. $te March 26, 2005