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Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"

sweet sixteen

When a girl turns 16 years old and is the perfect age to fuck tha shit out of
sweet sixteen by Dirty December 31, 2003

sweet sixteen

The term "sweet sixteen" actually refers to a person (usually female) who is turning 16 who has been kissed...though nowadays it's probably more relevant to people who havn't had sex...
I hear she's sweet sixteen...makes you feel sorry for her...
sweet sixteen by Eloise May 4, 2006

sixteenth of october 

October sixteenth is national ask your crush for their hoodie day
Omg it’s the sixteenth of October! I’m gonna go get me a hoodie!

October sixteenth 

Omg it’s October sixteenth! Imma go get me a hoodie
October sixteenth by GentleEmu78 October 14, 2019

My Super Sweet Sixteen 

An Insult To Wealthy,Rich,& Upper Class Teenagers Everywhere.

Basically this show Is about Rich Snob Bitches Who Are Either Nobodies , Ugly , Unpopular People , Who Have Rich Parents And Want To Impress Everyone By Having A Party And Inviting Their 'Closest Friends ' AKA The School That's Only there because Of the providence of booze . Or With The 1 in a million chance that they are actually popular. Most Of All of them are major sluts who think that everyone wants to be them and thinks that Everyone Loves And adores them . To Quote Percilla Wannabe Popular Cool Nerdy Brace Face Horrible Dancer With Her Only Friend This Awkward Gay dude Casteroff ' You Wish You Had This! ' Uhh, no honey , we want you , with the rest of your bitchy teens to GO . AWAY . Your INSULTING Wealthy teenagers ! Now , Ever since that horrible show picked up speed , Everyone HATES me. Literally , There Hasn't been a Day When I can't go to school without someone saying 'Are You Really That Bitchy ? ' and ' Hey! Happy Early Birthday! So Whens The Party? I'll bring Booze ! ' At least I have real friends, A great life , and Don't Beg , Bribe and Plead for Mtv , then hire people , desperate for friends to go to my parties . I hate you all . This Show Must BE INSERTED WITH BALLS , HAVE THEM CHOPPED OFF ,THEN BRING BACK JEFFRY DAHUMER AND HAVE IT KILLED , slowly and painfully . {NO I'm not Emo -.- }
One Month After The Show Became A 'Hit. '

Text Conversation .

- Me ; Hey 'Ava' ;D.

- 'Ava' ; Hey Scarlet ;/. Sorry , I don't talk to rich bitches anymore . Cya . -.-

::::

At School ; Calculus Class.

Teacher ; ' Hey Scarlet . I Really Hope This Semester You Won't be really bratty . '

Me ; ' What? '
Teacher ; Oh Don't Give Me That . I know horrible and stuck up you Rich Girls Are.

Me ; Where Did You Hear That?

Teacher ; Mtv's biggest new show , My Super Sweet

Sixteen . And Your Stupid, Too! Detention!

Me ; Really ? Are You Kidding Me?

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As You Can See , This Show , My Super Sweet Sixteen , basically ruined my life. Oh well , At least I'm still rich !Yeah, Not Worth It -.- '