(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate 

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.

Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!

shit's weak! by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

Shit’s Fat 

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

Shit’s Fat by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

That's some African Shit Bih 

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.

That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

That's some African Shit Bih by JohnHorpe March 19, 2017

Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Button's Shit by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

act like one's shit dosen't stink 

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

act like one's shit dosen't stink by Light Joker June 27, 2005

The devil's shit 

A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.

Christina and I had tex-mex last night, she told me this morning she took the devil's shit.

The devil's shit by Fritzanus February 21, 2019