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chicken scratch 

Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.
"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"
chicken scratch by IceWarm June 21, 2004

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate
If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

Scratch My Back 

Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released in February 2010. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice.It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.
Scratch My Back by mennäperille December 17, 2019

360 Death-Scratch (360DS) 

A traumatic experience that occurs whenever your Xbox 360 is moved while a CD is in the drive. Somehow, the console creates this huge commotion, similar to the sound of death. The result is a perfectly circular scratch that runs the perimeter of your Xbox 360 game disc.

This can happen as a result of a few things:

-Your Xbox 360 is switched from vertical to horizontal position during gameplay

-You trip and make your console tip over or move in anyway.
360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

"Let me just set up the audio/video cords for my Xbox"
*Suddenly trips over the 360. A strange whirring sound begins and the console shakes*
"Oh crap. Its the 360 Death-Scratch (360DS) "
*You take the CD out to see that a dangerously beautiful scratch now runs the perimeter of the disc. The following morning you commit suicide.*

Scatchell 

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.
Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?
Scatchell by Centralra's December 16, 2008

scratcher jizz 

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"
scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014