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Salty = Salt of the Earth sort.

A seasoned man, wise beyond his years, who is earthy, witty, pungent with manliness (salty if licked) and able to kick some ass should the situation renders itself necessary (like a drunken sailor).
Think: Lenny Kravitz, Bono, Benicio del Toro, Goran Visnjic, Diego Luna, Harvey Keitel
Do not think: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey

Salty Women include: Madonna, Cher, Mae West, Joan Jet, Queen Latifa
salty by Megan Cash January 6, 2006
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Salty is ma nigga
Salty by neega123 November 4, 2012
An irritated state of mind, in contrast to the contented state of feeling sweet and the more intensely angry, judgemental, and longer-lasting state of feeling bitter.
I don't know what crawled up my boss's ass; she is being so salty today!

Don't bother me; I'm feeling a bit salty.
salty by Laura McSpadden January 9, 2008
an adjective used to describe someone that is upset or with a crude or easily irritated attitude such as: broadway fans after "hello dolly" won against "falsettoes" in the 2017 tonys.
friend 1: girlllllll, you just got rejected.
me: yeah, i'm feeling a bit salty.
salty by ilovemyfatcat July 7, 2017
adj: The nature of being scandalous, mischievous, promiscuous, dirty, and or partaking in socially humorous activities. Such actions are often facilitated by alcohol and or other mind altering substances usually leading to events that are sexual in nature.
Example 1 "dude did you see ___ at that party last night she was so salty after drinking a few pabst and rolling a jay."

Example 2 "I was so drunk last night I hooked up with ___ and feel so salty right now"

Example 3 "I'm so salty right now, I haven't taken a shower since two days ago and look like a crusty hipster
Salty by The Salty Army May 30, 2009
disappointed, down, tight, sad, in despair, beside oneself
You scuffed ya kicks already?!?!
I know you SALTY!!
salty by Chase from SLC July 23, 2009
Adjective to describe your friends who are sassy. Uncontrolled salty people will make you cry.
Dave is so salty! He keeps back-talking.
Salty by AngelFluffy123 June 24, 2016