fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

fudge potting by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

tea-potting by gr8s1s August 21, 2011

Crock Potting 

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.

I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.

Crock Potting by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle

The men went coffee potting girls last night.

Coffee Potting by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010

Crab Potting 

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

Crab Potting by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

Plant-potting 

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

Plant-potting by jamthecat January 31, 2010

Jew Potting 

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

Jew Potting by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019