smelly pirate hooker 

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.

Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

smelly pirate hooker by Frank's 'n beans May 14, 2006

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.

guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker

Smelly Pirate Hooker by dirty_duece August 27, 2010

sweaty pirate hooker 

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

sweaty pirate hooker by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Dirty Pirate Hooker by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

dirty pirate hooker 

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

dirty pirate hooker by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

Dirty Pirate Hooker by Scrotch December 4, 2007

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug 

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.

BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug by garrett198 February 12, 2007