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Pinto and Rufus 

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."

Pinto Bean Fever 

Term usually applied to white males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Hispanic descent, although it can also be used in reference to white females who prefer Hispanic men.
After meeting Rosa, Jacob caught Pinto Bean Fever.
Pinto Bean Fever by PaulBart October 31, 2011

Pinto beaner 

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.
Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.
Pinto beaner by RyanMc November 2, 2014

Pinto da Costa 

Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa is a mythic mob leader from Porto(Portuguese city) well known by is work has president of the city club(F.C.Porto) for 31 years(still counting), because of him the club achieved 4 major European titles and 20 league titles , one of his major leadership technique was , and probably is, bribing referees with prostitutes using the code name "fruit"
Pinto da Costa won the elections !! Again...
Pinto da Costa by Badjoras December 2, 2013

Pinto bean headass 

D: Hey who's that pinto bean headass over there?

K: OH that's Brennen Taylor

Pinto Tucker 

An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.

He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
Pinto Tucker by Daniel Winter June 30, 2004