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paste-a-face 

-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:

cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.

-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.

----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up

----non-real, fake "look" to a person.

-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.

****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!

(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."

you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
paste-a-face by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
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paste-it 

a term used to describe users of the "copy & paste" technique. they often steal the writings of others and pass it off as their own in order to make themselves feel better about their lack of intelligence. the term was originally derived from post-it notes. reason being, paste-its are just as easily spotted and their quantities are just as vast.
some paste-it stole the definition of myspace from encyclopedia dramatica and posted it on urban dictionary.

paste-eater 

see him over there he eats paste
paste-eater by lucki May 27, 2005

Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'
cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.
Paste Face by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006

paste-eater 

A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio
So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.
paste-eater by flyingtiger May 27, 2005

paste-eater 

Someone refined in the art of inserting his/her finger in the nostril and munching on the contents.
Ralph Wiggim is such a paste-eater.
paste-eater by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005