Urban Outfitters 

A store popular with kids who were picked on in High School and now wrap their identity around expensive T-shirts that have funny little sayings in cute colors. Employees usually listen to Bright Eyes and cry when they masturbate. Was founded on hippie ideals of free love and cheap clothing, but now sells Lacoste, Diesel, and jeans with holes and bleach stains that cost hundreds of dollars. Misleads shoppers, making them believe they are special, unique, or funny because of an asymmetrical collar or Led Zepplin logo. Distracts customers with bright colors and decor so they don't realize they are actually paying $150 for a beanbag chair.

"Everybody loves a Jewish/Catholic/Irish/Redheaded/Asian/Fat girl! HAHA I am so clever! I'm really going to turn heads tonight at The Killers concert!"

Urban Outfitters by PJ J August 5, 2005

urban outfitters 

A unique clothing store found in urban areas with clothing mostly labeled as hipster, boho or indie. Yes, they're stuff is expensive but if you look hard enough a lot of it isn't. They also have amazing sale racks with great deals and good clothing. You just need to know how to look. I like this store because it has different clothing, even though some can be a little weird. They also sell home goods that young people would buy. Some of they're stores also sell records and vintage looking items. Urban is one of my favorite stores.

"I walked into Urban Outfitters and saw a bunch of weird clothing."

"Well I shop at Urban and find great stuff."

urban outfitters by hip1234567 January 2, 2012

Urban Outfitters 

Where Urban Dictionary is most likely sold and where Urban outfitters get hipster slang to appeal to the trust funders with all the dough.

" Lets go to Urban Outfitters to get The new copy of Urban dictionary so we can leech off the ideas of others and neatly place it on our brand new vintage coffee table our parents bought while we attend FIDM "

Urban Outfitters by PUKEBLOOD October 3, 2007

urban outfitters 

An overpriced chain store, found at most malls, that knocks off vintage clothing and independent designers while raising the price to something only hipsters supported by their suburban parents, and yuppies can afford

"Dude, the $60 plaid shirt I just bought from Urban Outfitters is dec as hell!"

urban outfitters by jerome12345678 July 4, 2009

Urban Outfitters 

Where Rich kids go to look poor, because looking like your not stylish is stylish.

James - Dude, that chick must be really poor huh

Roger - Naw, dude she shops at Urban Outfitters,

James - Rich Skank!

Urban Outfitters by the art trend sucks March 17, 2009

Turban Outfitters 

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

Turban Outfitters by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

urban outfitters 

A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!

I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.

urban outfitters by Craig January 24, 2004