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omni-impotent

Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with
Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him
omni-impotent by sweetc October 23, 2009
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Omni-Gay 

U c dat nigga angel, yeah he’s Omni-Gay
Omni-Gay by TrueUDKing April 17, 2018

Omni-Fuck 

1. An all around fucked up position
or
2. A circle of homosexuals involved in an Oz grunting pumping and sweating good time.
Man joining the military is just one big Omni-Fuck of a situation to be involved in.
Omni-Fuck by boonpop February 24, 2009

Omni-Winning 

There is no antonym for omni-winning.
Omni-winners dont need to keep score.
Omni-Winning by OmniRonin April 29, 2011

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness 

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

OMNI WHEEL 

An omniwheel is a type of wheel that has small rollers or wheels attached to its circumference at right angles to the main wheel. The rollers allow the wheel to move in any direction, including sideways, without changing the direction of rotation of the main wheel. Omniwheels are often used in robotics, as they allow for smooth and precise movement in tight spaces, as well as increased maneuverability and versatility. They are also used in some industrial and transportation applications, such as conveyor systems and omnidirectional vehicles.
DONT GET RUN OVER BY THAT 6FOOT OMNI WHEEL