Nutcracker syndrome 

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

Nutcracker syndrome by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutcracker challenge 

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.

Destroy Dick December Is for kids, try nutcracker challenge.

nutcracker challenge by anononanon December 4, 2018

hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

hot chocolate nutcracker by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

Jefferson Nutcracker by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

Glazed Nutcracker 

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

Glazed Nutcracker by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

the nutcracker 

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

the nutcracker by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018

son of a nutcracker 

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

son of a nutcracker by jschli6 March 7, 2014