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Louisiana Mud Flap 

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.
My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.
Louisiana Mud Flap by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

Mississippi Mud Flap 

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."

madden mud flap 

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.
I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.
madden mud flap by big egg March 28, 2008

Alaskan Mud Flap 

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”

The Texas Mud flap. 

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
The Texas Mud flap. by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

mississippi mud flap 

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.
"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."