midget 

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'

omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!

midget by juss anotherr gurl... October 1, 2005

Midget 

Some one who is under (and i have reshrched this fact) 4' 8" is a midget. a drawf is under 4'2". I am 4' 10" which is not legally a midget to qualify for certien benifits. So all you mother fuckers who think i a m one FUCK OFF YOU WANKER!

Valerie is a white midget, with a black chicks ass! Yeah Boy!

Midget by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

midget 

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk

midget by jason mcroja September 15, 2005

midget 

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

midget by errkk January 4, 2005

Midget 

A very stubby armed, stubby legged person who needs to go through a taffy stretcher

Midget: *walks into a gardening store and taps on a person who works there* "e-excuse me.. wheres your miracle grow?"

Midget by BeautyFag123 May 9, 2014

midget 

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

midget by justin March 27, 2004

midget 

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

midget by NG-6 February 22, 2008