me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

Me cago en tu puta madre

me cago en tu puta madre by Carsi May 3, 2009

mairead 

best friend anyone could ever have. shes beautiful and doesn't realize it. no matter how much you tell her she looks at herself as ugly even tho she is beautiful. shes loved by many and escpialcially by one. shes had her heart broke and still thinks about him. he does to.mairead tends to be a good kisser evryone should have a friend mairead. they are amazing.

boy one: dude i made out with this chick and she was awsome! a total mairead!

boy two: nice man!!

mairead by coolcat82 July 10, 2010

Mahreen 

One who's astonishing awesomeness transcends the boundaries of space and time, because such a being is ethereal & magical beyond belief.

-Oh golly gosh that girl was awesome !!!
-Dude she was so frikkin Mahreen its not even funny
-I wish all girls were like that mayn
- sorry G, that much mahreen'ness can only be contained in one being, one unique amazing being, AWESOME being.

Mahreen by Mary'Jane November 12, 2012

Chucha madre 

Panamanian expression for fuck. Used mostly when angry. Can be combined with "de tu" when said to someone (i.e. chucha de tu madre)

"¡Chucha madre! ¡Me golpié los huevos!"
("Fuck! I got hit in my balls!")

Chucha madre by Chicheme December 13, 2013

marbeli 

A kind and loving person who will make you laugh when times are rough . Always a person who loves being with their love ones and makes halarious puns. They will always be there when needed and will show you the true meaning of love.

Marbeli: The best person to trust your love with!

marbeli by Asomewolf December 29, 2017

Marcel Pastouchant 

Marcel Pastouchant is used to describe a male with a giant schlong, sense of humour and a nice body. Though he isn't the best at Fortnite no build mode, he surely can make a lot of jokes and remakrs.

Hahaha, you're so funny, you are a Marcel Pastouchant.
OMG!! Look at that DONG! He MUST be Marcel Pastouchant

Marcel Pastouchant by moonstarbayerngtamc May 18, 2022

marcelabate 

to be happy just thinking of your favorite girl.

i dont need to masturbate i just marcelabate

marcelabate by jeremiah roa August 23, 2008