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Barstow Loogie 

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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a large slimy glob of spit, mixed with nose snot, that is formed by coughing up and hocking whats in your throat. cooks in restaurants are notorius for making secret deposits on patrons food
I'll take a cheeseburger with french fries, hold the loogie.
loogie by cockblock007 August 23, 2003
Mark became a professional clown because he was a Looner

looney tunes 

Used in describing someone who is clearly sillly, crazy, or wierd.
"Why is Doug digging around in the trash dumpster?"

"He's looney tunes; he thinks he lost his New Kids on the Block CD in there."
looney tunes by jason112233 September 10, 2007

hock a loogie 

To cough up and spit out a large glob of flem usually resulting in a loud a cough and throat clearing noise.
On the bus, we saw a young man "hock a loogie". He spit the loogie on the ground near an agitated yuppie.
hock a loogie by edawgy September 1, 2010

Looney Tunes 

old style cartoons that date back from 1930's to 1960. Directiors include charles m jones, frank tashlin, friz feling, robert mckimson, and bob clampet. Best cartoons ever
I watch my looney tunes dvd at leaset every week.
Looney Tunes by jedimasterjohnjr December 28, 2005
Wipe your own loogies off the sink. It's disgusting.
loogies by Jennifer Tai July 21, 2006