Literature history 

A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.

John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro

Literature history by PigeonBender July 13, 2015

Literate but Tired 

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.

Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.

Literate but Tired by vpbaker July 26, 2010

dictionary-literate

means of communicating the definition by use of words/phrases like "of or relating to" and "thereof" that give definitions that little kick of genious and sparkle

"This definition on urban dictionary is stupid."
"No, it's not, it sounds like a credible piece of information, what with all those big words and phrases shoved in it in places."
"The writer was obviously dictionary-literate."

dictionary-literate by ilytodeath04 January 4, 2009

Any Literates? 

The questioned used when entering a room full of nubcakes with no sense of literacy. This can often be the cause of hopping rooms. Apparently, nubs search for other nubs, and literates search for literates. Its just the way it is...

*player 2 joins the chat* "Hey, any literates?"

*chat room goes about their prattling with their ungrammatical, catachrestic, word use*

*player 2* "I guess not..."
-player 2 leaves the chatroom-

*nub* "stop hopping why they hop?"

*nub 2* "cuz there noob"

Any Literates? by Vendettagainst May 26, 2010

eye-literate 

How you might feel when you want to use a word in conversation that you're familiar with in reading and writing, you know perfectly well what it means, but you've never heard it spoken, and have no idea how to pronounce it.

"It doesn't matter how many times you click on Font Color. Changing red text to red again won't make a difference. It's eye-dem-... id-em-..." (thinking, "How the *$%^& do you pronounce 'idempotent'??? Guess that makes me eye-literate.")

eye-literate by Grinning Cat November 4, 2016

verbatim ac literatim 

"Word for word and letter for letter"- from Latin. In modern times we typically shorten the phrase to the single word verbatim, meaning word for word.

He was able to repeat their argument verbatim ac literatim, so we understood all the gory details.

verbatim ac literatim by splendidcakes July 27, 2016

maturbatory literature 

Literature that can be used to excite ones fantasies. Also called literotica or erotica for short. Usually pertains to things considered taboo in today's world.

I seen a story about father daughter sex in Jacobs room. He must be into maturbatory literature.

maturbatory literature by ToxicAgate September 10, 2015