lucky lager shirley

When you take a girl in an outhouse, and you fuck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. Right before you cum, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.

I gave Jake's mom a lucky lager shirley last night...

lucky lager shirley by Max Taylor January 18, 2008

Rice lager 

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.

She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.

Rice lager by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017

Pudding Lager 

Piss weak lager.

I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.

Pudding Lager by Nic September 25, 2003

Dirty Bristow Lager Top 

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

Dirty Bristow Lager Top by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

Driving Lager 

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.

got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.

Driving Lager by galaxycondor April 4, 2005

lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus

"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"

lick lager by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010

pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

pint o' lager by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007