You Gotta Be Kidding Me 

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

You Gotta Be Kidding Me by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

super kidding 

like just kidding, but way funnier. commonly abbreviated to sk

cate: oh my god lisa that dress makes you look so fat
lisa: what??? :(
cate: super kidding!

super kidding by iwasatypo May 7, 2011

just kidding 

The universal word for I regret what I just said.

Chelsea: 9+3=8 (looks over at friends problem) just kidding!

Amy: OMG, Laura’s such a fugly bitch!
(Laura’s comes up next to her.)
Amy: just kidding!

just kidding by medusa4 September 23, 2006

...just kidding?

An expression used (typically through text) as a way to find out if the person you are talking to is okay with what you just said. If they are okay with it, then the conversation can continue to build. If not, then you can confirm it was only a joke.

John: You, me, and your girlfriend should have a three way.
John: ...just kidding?
Ben: That would be really weird.
John: *hesitation* Yeah I know.

...just kidding? by weallcomefromstars April 26, 2010

I'm kidding! 

A phrase often used to back pedal after you said something insulting, especially to a friend.

Example 1:

Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...

Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?

Girl 1: I'm kidding!!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.

Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*

Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?

Girl 2: Oh okay!

I'm kidding! by crazychickenqueen June 1, 2010

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk 

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk by ___giantpotato May 3, 2020

You Gouda Be Kidding Me 

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

You Gouda Be Kidding Me by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018