karl 

A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.

Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."

karl by VCAC October 18, 2008

karl 

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

karl by ABD July 17, 2006

Karl 

Fuckboy who eats men's dicks

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy

Karl by Suck Ball April 22, 2017

Karl 

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

Karl by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

karl 

not impressed but ok.

person: oh look its karl.

karl by mp.89 May 21, 2021

KARL 

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!!

I love Karl's poetry

KARL by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe July 16, 2022

Karl 

A clump of fecal matter (poo) stuck to the back of a man's testicles after an espicially messy session in the loo.

I had dingleberriess and karls everywhere last night after that vindaloo

Karl by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013