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Jump off a microwave 

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'
'Trump can go jump off a microwave'

the jump off 

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle
I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

jump off my dick 

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back
how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
jump off my dick by Adam August 10, 2004

jump off 

"My Jump Off never has me going out of my way, and she don't want nothing on Valentines Day" Joe Budden
jump off by Pat Smalley September 24, 2003

Jump off 

like a booty call or a one night stand
lets go to the club tonight so i can find me a jump off.
Jump off by playgirl December 28, 2005

jump off 

something that is about to commence (good/bad); getting started; preparing to take action.
I need to get out of here before things start to jump off.
jump off by Stonwin October 2, 2005