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Japanese 

basically
whyz Japan is gud:
1. verrri gud anime like Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney) and Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer), etc and etc and so on and so on.
2. gud musik yay
3. gud flimzzz!!!!
4. veri awesomz techunololgy!!!!
5. and loads of guuud stufffz!!!
and thatz why. (and here’s a simple Japanese sentence: 私は岩遠露さんです )
“My Japanese friend works in making TVs.”

Japanese 

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.
"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"
Japanese by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022

japanese 

cringe ass who thinks theyre cute or quirky or whatever they fucking is, its most especially for fatherless people who uses kaomojis, this is definitely except for japanese roblox animator, kei. kei is calm and not weird at all
japanese people made anime which made the world the

polar opposite sensation of their own characteristic mindset
japanese by imakeweirddefinitions February 14, 2023

[japanese] 

Sex, fooling around, usually used in code for your boyfriend/girlfriend to let them know its go time
Girl: "I want some japanese
boy: "oh yeah, i will be right over"

" I think inez and mark went to have japanese.
[japanese] by John waits January 11, 2009

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese lunch time rush 

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"