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What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
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History by Zavada February 24, 2010
1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.
1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*
History by Rohan January 22, 2004
They say the purpose of learning history is to learn from mistakes, I just wonder when they will.
Random guy: What have you learnt about the history of hispanic caused violence in Mexico?
Other guy: like in the 15th century or now?
Random guy: Either one I guess
History by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019
someone or something who is a part of the past and is now dead or gone.
That's history, get over it already.
history by Light Joker February 5, 2005
History is HERstory too.
Dude...like....you realize in history that there were also women back then, right?
history by Becky23333 February 23, 2008
History sucks ass, dude.
History by CookingDevice January 6, 2008