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Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.
Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere
Ham Sandwich by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
ham sandwich by ducknipples March 22, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
Ham Sandwich by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

ham sandwich

that cottys a ham sandwich she didn’t come to the crib 3 times.
ham sandwich by cottyszn17 August 6, 2022

Ham Sandwich

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!
Ham Sandwich by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
Ham Sandwich by Do megabytes September 2, 2022