Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

hairist 

To discriminate a certain colour of hair. Like racist except with hair.

bully: all blondes are dumb and Red heads are stupid and annoying. Answer: Thats hairist

hairist by bef gold March 7, 2007

HairMetalAddict 

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

HairMetalAddict by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

fluffy haired knob 

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair

Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob

fluffy haired knob by Fluffy one January 26, 2015

Harriet 

The perfect girl in every way, shape and form. Every guy wants her but don't be fooled, she is a strong independant woman who can stand up for herself. She is the most amazing and sexy person you will ever make. She is the hottest girl in the universe as well as smart and funny as hell. To some it up, she is Hilarious, GORGEOUS, and as smart as a whip.

Check out that girl! I wish she was my girlfriend... She is totally Harriet.

My girlfriend is smokin', smart AND funny, you could say she's a Harriet.

Harriet by TehGreatOne January 9, 2015

Harriett Fitzgerald 

Harriett is thickkkk, she is the best person you will come across, she loves to have fun, she's also a crackhead when she wants to be.
If anyone is picking on you you can depend on this girl for having your back. If you mess with her, be prepared to get tackled to the ground cuz this girl doesn't tolerate bitches (like girls named Ella if ykyk)
If you come across a Harriett KEEP HER! or you will regret it

She's an amazing person, beautiful, talented, amazing friend, good at all sports and just an all-around great girl.
KEEP HER !!!!!!!

BOY: Omg did you see Harriett Fitzgerald at that party
BOY 2: Yesss bruh she's thick ass

Harriett Fitzgerald by noonammmeee May 18, 2020