The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance
one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance
one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from
one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will
grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.