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sex goddess 

n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.
sex goddess by Berry Flomar January 17, 2004
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Hey gordis, how was your day?or, hey gordis come here
gordis by Fabrabruka October 20, 2011

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
A woman who is complete perfection, who has all the quality and amazing attributes in the world.
Lena is a goddess
Goddess by DankMemes42 September 5, 2019

Goreshit 

AMAZING breakcore artist, has like 100 morbillion albums, truly a god amongst men.
Person 1: "Man this new goreshit song is amazing!"
Person 2: "Oh really? let me have a listen."
Person 1: *hands over earbuds*
Person 2: *starts floating*
Goreshit by dowwaw August 17, 2022