Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

Gopher Reach by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it 

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

Gopher it by Tman19910 October 30, 2018

gopher monkeynana 

Gopher monkeynana; noun, Cool, good looking, or attractive

Damn Man! You looking Gopher monkeynana!

gopher monkeynana by xxSaltyFoodxx January 24, 2018

Gopher Punch 

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

Gopher Punch by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

gopher genocide 

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.

North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.

gopher genocide by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

gopher peeking 

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

gopher peeking by KWB March 14, 2005

gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

gopher mayo by mary and isabella July 19, 2016