Rainbow Farter 

Used to describe a person that is an image of perfection - so perfect that they shoot rainbows when they fart!

Appropriate when you feel tired of complimenting someone and want to give them an alternative choice of sweet words

To a beautiful, smart, powerful and successful female who pulls off anything she intends to and manages to be a leader of her time: "You rainbow farters are too good to be true"

When you enter law school: "Well here is a community of obnoxious rainbow farters"

Rainbow Farter by WannaBeARainbowFarter January 6, 2014

Whipped cream farter 

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

Whipped cream farter by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

Sperm farter 

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

Sperm farter by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

the habitual shadow farter 

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

the habitual shadow farter by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Bank Farter 

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.

Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.

Bank Farter by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011

condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

condom farter by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

Cottage Farter 

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.

Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.

Cottage Farter by TomereshefF May 4, 2006