Dean

A Dean is the act of slapping your girlfriend extremely hard and calling her a fat bitch.

My boyfriend totally Dean-ed me last night after we had a huge fight.

Dean by qwertyuiop123456 January 13, 2009

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

dean by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

Dean by James Hightower January 4, 2008

dean

Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.

dean by wigwam inn December 11, 2007

Dean

Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.

- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it

Dean by Paige Henderson January 23, 2011

Dean

Another name for a Jonah.

You're a Bleedin' Dean

Dean by Jimjimo July 13, 2017

Dean

The guy that drops the soap in jail

Dean really just can’t hold onto the soap man

Dean by Ellebelle420 November 5, 2019