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Cunnilinguist 

Performing oral sex on a woman at a professional level.

Being a God at cunnilingus

A person that can eat vagina better than anyone else.
Jessica: My date went down on me last night and he is a true cunnilinguist. I have never had that many orgasms in my life! I want to marry him!

Sherry: You have to meet my friend Jeff . He is a cunnilinguist. His tongue will blow your mind!
Cunnilinguist by Sol goode October 23, 2015
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A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!
Guy 1 -Damn! Did you see that chick? Shes so hot!
Guy 2 -Yea! dude shes all mine.
Guy 1 -You're nuts she'd never date you!
Guy 2 -WTF man I thought we were on a team here!

Guy- Connie, I love you.
Connie- I love you too (realizes later that that guy was totally bullsh*ting her.)
Connie by randomguy156 June 28, 2009

Connie Lingus 

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.
Connie Lingus by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005

auto cunnillingus 

when a women performs head on herself
Jackie performed auto cunnillingus on herself

Connie Swail 

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.
I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.
Connie Swail by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

Cunnidingus 

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"
A large piece of woolen or similar material used as a bed covering or other covering for snuggling.
I want to snuggle under the cunkies.

Baby Yoda loves the cunkies .

This rainy day makes me wish I was under the cunkies.
Cunkie by Sassygassyboi February 10, 2020