cruise 'n crack 

When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.

"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.

cruise 'n crack by Scrillo August 4, 2011

cruise the poo 

driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.

"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"

cruise the poo by mandygrrl May 10, 2006

cruise chicks 

(v.) Hit on, flirt with and/or try to pick up girls.

Bill: "Dude, what're we gonna do tonight?"
Ted: "The usual, cruise chicks, what else?"

cruise chicks by finninator September 24, 2011

Cruise Weight 

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

Cruise Weight by natron1588 November 7, 2012

Cruise Ship Drunk 

To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.

"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"

Cruise Ship Drunk by Ahwatukian August 17, 2004

Cruise Twat 

Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.

RUN! THE CRUISE TWATS ARE ARRIVING IN ARUBA! HERE THEY COME!

Cruise Twat by bitchValentina December 21, 2018

cruise ship lunches 

Cooler packed with gourmet food

Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job

We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.

cruise ship lunches by Tonythetiler April 17, 2021