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Pompous Buffoon 

Anyone who commonly uses the phrase "pompous buffoon" as an insult instead of something more clever, like r-tard.
"Did you see Keith Olberman last night? He called 7 different people a pompous buffoon."

"What a pompous buffoon."
Pompous Buffoon by sparty44 February 5, 2010

uneducated buffoon 

A person lacking the basic skills needed to carry on an intelligent conversation or debate. When confronted with accurate facts, historic or otherwise, goes directly to personal insults and smiley faces such as =). Most likely a person born and raised in the state of Utah or other significantly "education challenged" state.
Those people from Utah are truly uneducated buffoons!
uneducated buffoon by jco485 March 9, 2011

to buffoon and cartoon yourself 

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

bulk-buying buffoon 

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
bulk-buying buffoon by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Pie-faced BUFFOON 

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.
He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"
Pie-faced BUFFOON by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020