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body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska
Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
body massage machine by Smop December 25, 2005

body worship 

Body worship is the act of sexual engagement that is more restrained, involved and euphoric than just bonking. If somebody is giving you body worship, it means that they are paying attention to the intricacies of getting YOU off. A completely selfless act.
'Oh my gosh, so I took this guy home and the sex was amazing! I didn't even give him a blowjob, it was total body worship!'
body worship by Charina September 11, 2005

body by big bird 

A person whose lower body is noticeably larger than their upper body.
"Betty looks good in the face, but she got body by big bird."
body by big bird by walterc September 27, 2014

Body ga amee ze

Actually known as "Aragami" or "wicked chew"
In the King of fighters, it's a rekka move used by Kyo Kusanagi in which Kyo yells "BODY GA AMEE ZE!!!" and does a step forward flaming right-hook this is done by pressing the commands down, front, light punch. You can also chain these punches by inputting the same commands two more times and Kyo does an uppercut and hits the last blow with an elbow knocking the opponent down to the ground.
Iori: I'll Kill you once and for all KYO!
Kyo: BODY GA AMEE ZE!

Iori: F****K!

body building forums (MISC)

The only forum in the world full of virgins working out for "aesthics" just to get girls . A lot of racists and insecure people troll the site .

Common threads like :

"i told my gf to go in the room and shut up am i ALPHA misc ?"
"Is it beta to hold open a door for a girl?"

If you notice the join dates on some of the users you'll realize that they have a different mentality from then and now .

"I was beta , now i'm Alfa !"
body building forums (MISC)

"I was beta before the misc , now i'm Alfa !"

Body Kits 4 Chicks

A collection of exterior modifications for any female; woman; or cute girl. Including, but not limited to Sexy Lingerie; Sheer Underwear, Jewellery; Shoes; Hats; accessories; and “all things, girl”
G-Strings, Panties, Lace Knickers, Bras, Babydolls, Teddies, Undies, Stockings, Chamisoles, Shoes, gloves, Jewellery, Hats, Necklace, Bracelets, Ear Rings, Makeup, Body Kits 4 Chicks
Body Kits 4 Chicks by BK4C April 27, 2009