barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

barefoot contessa by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

Barefoot Contessa by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

Barefoot Skunk by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

Barefoot Wine by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

barefoot brown 

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

barefoot brown by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

wander barefoot

Travel; wanderlust; untamed travel; gypsy; nature

Itching for a new adventure, time again to wander barefoot.

wander barefoot by Trvl December 21, 2016

Dancing Barefoot

Two people getting down and dirty; having sex

Me and my baby are dancing barefoot tonight

Dancing Barefoot by NewLingoAge October 14, 2022