Freudian Autocorrect 

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

Freudian Autocorrect by Disentropy April 27, 2020

autocorrect 

The process by which the male of the species will spontaneously relieve himself of excess reproductive fluids in times of inappropriate opportunities.

After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.

autocorrect by Hammer219 June 22, 2011

autocorrector 

A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word

My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.

autocorrector by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

autocorrectitis 

A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.

-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"

autocorrectitis by AuD14 September 7, 2013

autocorrectish

the native, and "politically correct" language of attempting to be part of society but owning an iOS device

I meant to say "Dayummm" on that insta pic but I got translated into autocorrectish.
Datum

autocorrectish by Smahtass October 12, 2014

autocorrectonese 

When you can correctly translate an auto corrected text message into what the person ment to say with out asking for help.

A " The buyer is open till ."
B "The buffet is open until ten."
When you get message A, and somehow know it was supposed to be message B, you speak fluent autocorrectonese

autocorrectonese by rae22k August 17, 2016

Autocorrect Accent 

When someone gets tired of fixing incorrectly autocorrected words in text messaging or social media and just goes with it because the audience they are trying to reach will figure out the gist of what you are saying. Considered an accent as most people under 60 understand what you meant, but older people don't and are confused by what you are trying to say.

John's Autocorrect accent was so strong yesterday his grandma flipped out at him on Facebook.

What did his post say?

"Anyone selling girl scout pussies?" We all knew he meant cookies. Poor grandma didn't.

Autocorrect Accent by Autocorectiafixation November 2, 2018