Afghani pullout 

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

Afghani pullout by Kriss Long September 9, 2021

Afghani Pullout 

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

Afghani Pullout by outlaww September 13, 2021

Afghani flashmob 

Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside

The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce

Afghani flashmob by Potatowater March 29, 2022

Afghani Paper Towels 

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

Afghani Paper Towels by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Afghani Tongue Bath 

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

Afghani Tongue Bath by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds

"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"

Afghani Angry Birds by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Afghani Cum Torture 

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

Afghani Cum Torture by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025