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Commit a robbery 

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.
How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

a robot mommy 

A mother who uses her imagination, which inspires her children to do the same...and who isn't afraid to embarrass herself in public for the sake of her kid's happiness.
A child who has a robot mommy is a very lucky child indeed.
a robot mommy by pink chick September 24, 2011

Bruce Willis is a robot 

A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.
I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit 

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

Doing a Roberts 

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall
"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye
When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.