zuckerurge

The urge you get to commit acts of murder towards people who prefer if their face remains lit by the eerie blue glow of their phone. Millennial scum being the most prolific violators.

Look at all these phone drones at the station. I got the zuckerurge to push one of them in front of the train.

zuckerurge by master pjesdrw34 April 4, 2020

puckering

To excessively post drama on Facebook or other social media and the excitement causes your anal cavity to clench.

The number of people fighting on Katies Facebook post surely has her puckering.

puckering by lavenderlady May 28, 2020

Zucking Up 

When you've failed up, become immensely privileged, and have everything you need to do the right thing but you don't/still fail. This word is was inspired by the story and action's of Facebook creator, Mark Zuckerberg.

You: "Mark Zuckerberg still let's hate speech flow freely on Facebook!"

Friend: "He just keeps Zucking up."

You: "Remember Taylor from work, who got the promotion?
Friend: "Yeah, I remember you mentioning him. What happened?"
You: "He totally jacked-up the project's new release!"
Friend: "Ugh another unremarkable white dude Zucking Up."

Zucking Up by SenoritaChivato September 1, 2020

tuckering 

When you stick an M&M in your dickhole.

Hey Tucker, what you doing back there with the M&Ms!

Just doing some tuckering, leave me alone Donald

tuckering by Lin Linwood January 22, 2022

Tuckering 

The act of inserting a, usually, green m&m into the urethra of a penis.

I just wanted to eat m&ms in peace, but my brother insisted on tuckering.

Tuckering by DaBronxB January 23, 2022

Tuckering 

When a person ends up in an unexpected place, such as out of state, on an adventure that ends up working to their advantage. It involves some element of surprise and no notice to anyone else who should have known about the expedition.

Oh yes, he was Tuckering. He's in Kansas buying a boat today. He'll be back to Austin in the morning.

Tuckering by badblaze24 May 2, 2022

Fuckering 

A Fuckering is three or more Fuckers in close proximity. The Fuckers do not need to be associated with each other, but rather functioning as a group.

Oh great, there's a Fuckering upon us! Look at all of those fuckers coming at us!

Fuckering by JFCitsJasonBourne July 27, 2022