Zed

The way Canadians, Brits, and Aussies pronounce the letter 'z'. Perfectly fine, but it ruins my jam sometimes.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Zed....wait, thats not right...

Zed by Alex_PasqualeFHN January 22, 2018

zed

sexy as fuck rich and has a large pp

zed is sexy as fuck

zed by lowlifezed March 14, 2022

ZED

Zed A phatt Canadian late night TV show featuring shorts (videos), artists (music and otherwise) and interesting commentary. Check it out!

Hey girlfrind, I forgot to pick up a video on the way over. "That's okay, I want to watch Zed anyway."

ZED by laura_jean July 24, 2006

Zed

Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.

That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!

Zed by Cadet Ginger January 13, 2020

zed

A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.

"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"

zed by hohead September 28, 2006

Zed

Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.

Zed is such a douchebag, like, seriously. he cheated on me with her.

Zed by Lyxia May 22, 2019

Zed

In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.

Attiah is a ZED for Jelly sweets.

Zed by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010