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A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.
"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"
by hohead September 28, 2006
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