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fifty yard fake out 

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
fifty yard fake out by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007
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50 yard fakeout 

When a girl looks really good from far away, but looks bad when she gets close
"Man, that girl is hot!" nevermind, that was a 50 yard fakeout
50 yard fakeout by Bengalsfan June 18, 2008
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Yard Breather 

Name given to firefighters who mask up and breath air from their air packs before they are even out of the truck or close to the actual structure fire. Common to see new firefighters going "on air" before it is necessary.
Did you see him getting off the truck already on air? What a yard breather.
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also known as "you already know"
it is a shorter way to say "you already know"

invented by The Universal Uncle
Eric: yooooo that test was so ezzzz
Alex: yea man, you gonna get a 100?
Eric: yardeno
Alex: yardeno man
yardeno by yardeno May 14, 2019