Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.

Person1: do you know xiao?
Person2: yeah,He’s so hot that I could ride his dick all night

Xiao by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022

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He is the sexist fictional character alive i just want his ti come over and stay over with him and sniff his clothes and ask if he knows what sex is (also wanna see his stick must be prettyyy cool)

Person No.1: Have you seen that sexy guy named Xiao?!

Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed 😩
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!

Xiao by Miya :] June 22, 2022

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a good dps on my team
hu tao and childe is like: to do 1 shot to regisvine, i need mona, diona, bennet, and sucrose
xiao: fuck that shit

xiao kizma ass

Xiao by Nenish8 June 30, 2022

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the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.

may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—

lesser human: “my genshin team is diluc, ganyu, zhongli and bennett”
me and you: “NO XIAO???!!? 🥺🥺”

xiao by xiaos-gf July 28, 2022

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