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i am google and you are Wikipedia 

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying
person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

Wikipedia 

A free online open-source encyclopedia that unfortunately falls prey to the pseudo-intellectual pimply obese 12 year olds who so often become moderators on internet forums. While the idea of everyone in the world compiling their knowledge into one source is pretty good, the fact that anybody can edit anything and that what classifies as a "neutral point of view" is decided by opinionated teenagers prevents Wikipedia from being a legitimate encyclopedia and maintains its role as a dumping ground for useless anime trivia and pointless facts about final fantasy characters. While it shouldn't be hard to touch up and change the more opinionated and useless articles, "Wikipedians" would much rather debate the most pointless and trivial details of whatever the situation is than actually fix anything.
My teacher wouldn't let me use Wikipedia because she said it didn't count as a real encyclopedia.
Wikipedia by TheWalrus January 9, 2008

Wikipedia 

Tortures are the new norm here in 2023
So-called people on Wikipedia will be like this

- Hail Jimmy Wales!

- Hail Angela Merkel!
Wikipedia by Barkingdog June 3, 2023

wikipedia 

The world's largest forum for anonymous arguments. Argue with everyone in the world on any topic imaginable. You may be Stephen Hawking, so-called "expert", but you need to reconcile your views on black holes with Bob from Idaho who thinks they are portals to Narnia and find some neutral point of view that you can both agree on.
I wanted to find a place to argue about Bruce Jenner's Wheaties boxes and found Wikipedia.

Wikipedia Famous 

When you have achieved fame enough that you name and bio can be found on Wikipedia.
"Kurt Loder is Wikipedia famous, who knew"
"Only cool people are Wikipedia famous"
"Your a nobody if your not at least Wikipedia Famous"

University of Wikipedia 

When someone is over-reliant on Wikipedia for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Wikipedia. This is an especially appropriate characterization when the individual is disseminating questionable information or is curiously reluctant to cite a specific source upon request.
Guy 1: Mike was always a major dumbass. Any idea what's up with this Saussure crap he's been spewing all of a sudden? He never attended college, did he?

Guy 2: Not unless you count the University of Wikipedia.

Guy 1: That makes sense. A lot of his information is very off-base.